Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’lantern.

What do you call a chubby jack o’lantern? A plump-kin.

What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk? Michael Gourdan.

How do you repair a broken jack o’lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

What are jack o’lanterns afraid of? Things that go pump-kin the night.