A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his…

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying….. "I must have taken Leif off my census.”

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How many town council members does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and one to change it back again.