The Cops Showed Up, So It Was a Party

Last Friday morning Springdale residents enjoyed coffee and donuts with Springdale’s finest. Thank you to our police force for the delightful event.

It sure didn’t hurt that the donuts showed up as well.

The tattoo is the clue

left to right: Back: J. Bulkley, J. Ray Front: G. Brecke, D. Wolsleger

There’s a man in the town who’s stealing the wheels of police cars. The police are working tirelessly to catch him.

What are the four food groups for cops? Jelly, powdered, glazed, and chocolate frosted.

Why couldn’t police notify the family of the murdered baker? He was a John Dough.

Officer: “I notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?” Driver: “I notice your eyes are glazed over. Have you been eating donuts?”