Where do you find an elephant with no legs? Right where you left it.

Where do you find an elephant with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other? Eileen

What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold on? Hit

I’m a genius and have 14 legs. What am I? Delusional