A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess…
A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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The Town That Defined Itself
Based on search results, a compelling human-interest story about Springdale, Utah could focus on the community's unique identity and its determined effort to retain its character while managing…
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Never having read any Fitzgerald, I gave myself a quick biographical tour. His life was a sad Greek tragedy, and a poor introduction to a book that so many have called The Great American Novel. With…
Añu Restaurant
Añu Restaurant at Hotel De Novo in Springdale is now offering locals a 10% discount. Still pricey, but beats a sharp stick in the eye and the food is pretty awesome.
Q: Why Can’t Congress Ever Be Vegan?
Q: Why can’t Congress ever be vegan? A: Because all the turkeys playing chicken in a beef over pork is pretty fishy.