Opinion · Op-ed
Poop, Revisited, and Who Wouldn’t Want To?
A recent issue of The Springdale Sun reported, “There is a newly finished, fenced dog area near the playground at Town Park, ready for Fido and friends. That’s the good news. Overheard on the street (yea, verily, the bad news): “People are not scooping their dog’s poop at the fenced dog park.” What? A pox upon people of such thoughtlessness. Surely they must be tourists. No citizen of Springdale would be so dastardly. Defecation is never decoration and to not scoop is most certainly desecration.”
I defecate you not, TSS has now had several citizens reporting poop sitings elsewhere around town, even on sidewalks. Whaaaat? Again, tell me it’s tourists, not our tidy, considerate, fellow dog walkers. Oh, the horror.
Scoop the poop, or, or, or a pox upon you. !!!! Please, let us all, you know, be good.
I betcha I’m preaching to the choir. Spread the word, not the ordure.